YingYang:
Finding a virgin to sacrifice is easier in the younger cults...
Lanzman:
"I talk to aliens all the time. Heh heh heh heh hehhhhhhh...
FingleBells:
And for no reason whatsoever, Kirk moonwalks off the bridge.
TigerReel:
"I am Billy the Evil Dwarf... Prepare to be vaporized!"
Dante83:
"It's so embarrassing that we both wore the same outfit, Steve."
DiscoToe:
"I am your father, Luke... And, when the urge strikes me, your mother as well..."
jamesbond007:
Hey Steve... I think I'm wearing your pants...
Cendant:
"Hello?" "--Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow..."
VinterVunderLood:
"Well, the canary died. Should we keep going?"
D_Idaho:
"Don't worry man, happens to every guy once in a while."
Valshiro:
"I've stolen so much weird wall crap from Bennigans, that I can start my own Bennigans now. Mwah, hah hah!"
soth:
At the White House, Bill hopes Hillary doesn't notice him getting in late.
HappyLoodYear:
"Chicken heads! I NEED chicken heads!"
Tin_God:
"Aaaaargh! Leeches! Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"
Lanzman:
...and they went to a strange and magickal place, a place where no shadows fall, and they were stoned outta their freakin' minds.
soth:
"Side effects may include comas, heart problems, brain damage and death."
YingYang:
o/"Happy birthday to... *sob* ...me."
FirebrandX:
"I've got to have more power cappptin!" "Illogical." "He's dead, Jim!!!"