_Shamus:
Marcel Marceau was arrested today after he led police on a rather brief, but entertaining, chase.
Mr_Grant:
~MULLLLLLDERRR? ~I'm right HERE Scully. Jeez ~Sorry, force of habit.
Angel_Noir:
YSMT presents "How Haariet Tubman Got Her Groove Back"...
_Shamus:
Following advice on how to get rid of hiccups, Bob runs through the park at midnight singing Baby Love.'
CaptionFreak:
"Serena, you say you found a talking cat named Luna? Have you been doing drugs?"
Mr_Grant:
"Eco-Challenge: Disney's Jungle Cruise"
HenryBemis:
National Geographic: Stealing souls since 1896.
HenryBemis:
"Sir, you will rescind that remark about my wife's undergarments, or I shall be forced to demand satisfaction."
Mr_Grant:
Another landlord is thrown into the pit of molten lava.
Indomitus:
No people were harmed during the making of this commercial. Many thousands of irreplaceable ecosystems were, however, completely destroyed.
Wrecks:
Reel in the suspense! What dangers will unfurl? Will they turn left! Will they turn right! Tune in next time!
Indomitus:
We've hung Sean Penn by his toenails. $5 per swing of the wiffle bat, $15 if you want the wood bat, and $30 if you want the metal one. Who's first?