Internet_Frank:
The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.
AKNeutron:
ANUBIS WANTS OUT!!!
Moatas:
"Excuse me, I'm looking for two guys, one has a fife, the other is carrying a flag."
cscott:
...then someone referred to him as "a muppet," in sort of an offhand way... and all hell broke loose...
InfestedWeasel:
The Hobbit 2: Inside Smaug's Alimentary Canal
jondapicam:
Whew! I don't remember eating that!
rickubis:
.oO{I just realized... I'm going to have to catch twice as many insects now to feed us both!!}
Hinermad:
"Please, old chum. Things won't change between us." "But you're married now!" "Married but not buried!" "I won't do it! I won't be the other woman!"
JAUSTRALIS:
Yeah... with extra flies... thanks. 30 min? ok... um... you may have a hard time finding us, I'll leave the Batsignal on for you.
bugwber:
We now return to Martha Stewart's Halloween Meth Lab Celebration.
Mr_Grant:
Time Warner, in thrall to the ancient cult of Osiris. Which explains all the 'ancient mysteries' shows on cable.
Xigeous:
"Lord, I thank Thee for this blonde. Amen."