Scypha:
"Oh dammit! Anyone got a Tampax?"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Junior Samples rises from the grave and goes on a murdering rampage.
HanoverF:
70 year old Jewish Hookers are waiting to talk to you!! "Oy, I'm plotzing in anticipation!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Rob Lowe and Cousin Itt in a to-the-death struggle over the last box of Screaming Yellow Zonkers in the town. Post-apocalyptic societies can be downright fun!
Occupant:
Jerry's brother, Harry Falwell actually enjoys Tinky Winky.
Angel_Noir:
See, now I can't imagine why everyone has such a negative opinion of Linda Tripp. Because I-Oh God! *Hhhuuuck!*
Gnasche:
"Okay, Timmy. That's all for today. I'll see you again tomorrow. And remember. No word of our visits to anyone."
Laserblast:
The heir to the Boyardee throne.
Sanagi:
Oh, don't tell me HE's doing infomercials, too...
Scypha:
"Have you seen that Wonder Woman chick? She's got hooters THIS BIG!!!" "Really? I thought they were the same size as mine." "Oh, hell no! Her's were MUCH bigger!"
animebabe:
'Well, the looting's over..." "yup" "that's what's left.." "yup" "want it?? " "nah, lets get a slurpee"
Generik:
So the first sperm says "I hope we're near the uterus!" and the second sperm says "Uterus? We just passed the esophagus!" (Love that one!)
Lanzman:
"Crikey. I used to be a movie star. I used to bang Linda Koslowski. What the hell happened to me?"
DamionGraff:
Proffesor:"Jeez, Quinn.... You were incredible last night.... My anus is gonna be sore for weeks...."
CaveDweller:
"Why yes! This turtleneck IS an extention of my manhood. In other words, if I were bald, I'd look like a penis!"
DanZero:
Come on, kids, get in the car! We're going to the Outhouse! YAY!
Scypha:
Lawrence of Arabia didn't age too well.
PsTHuMn33:
It's not the house that scares me, its that "TV PG" in the upper left hand corner...
MrJuggins:
River Dance 1795
Laurie2K:
"And there is a shot of me sucking farts out of my dead canary Peetie.. Whoa! How'd THAT get in there???"
tedj:
Now, run this by me one more time. Were talking full medical, life, replacement value of the house, and if I die you'll screw my wife two times a week?
Izarian:
suddenly, Ted had the awful feeling that his toupee was gone
Scypha:
"Oh my love. Kiss me!" "Uh, uh. No Smint(tm), no kiss." "Damn!"