cyoungdahl:
Do you like it ? It's a Swiss Army Chin...
BlakHat1:
"Nyah Nyah! You can't come out cuz it's daylight! I'm gonna spraypaint your coffin neon pink and play drums on it all day! NYAAHH!!"
JoeCrow:
...and I want the negatives of your sister and the Aberdien Donkey too...
Xigeous:
Here Moldy bubbles with excitement as she scrapes lunch off the bottom of the fridge for Xigeous.
Agent_Moldy:
"Jake's '9 Lives' instead of potatoes? Moldy, I love you!" (Lunch is served.)
Scypha:
"Will you please close your coat, Mr. President! Have you no shame?!?"
Scypha:
Man! When the Pilsbury Doughboy takes off his hat and make-up, he looks PISSED!!!!
philosopher:
Oh, man! I hope that officer doesn't strip search me. I have 30 kilos of crack in this costume. I hate my life!
Scypha:
It's Sing Along with Mitch time! o/"This little light of mine..."o/
Matteus:
I *knew* AOL was tracking me on the web
Claimberry_Leftovers:
'...and as a wrap-up, I gave 'A Bug's Life' a thumbs up, and lard-o here thought it sucked!'
Spookyfox:
All goes wrong in the Keebler Elf Cookie Factory.
Eggnog_Brown:
Christ, Clinton's flashing Janet Reno now...
MrKite:
A Scientology confessional
Eggnog_Brown:
Starring Winona Ryder as the Sci-Fi Channel logo.
Jehad:
Later in history, the wild, wild west was juiced up a bit by Hollywood screenwriters.
Acrylic:
"and on a sadder note, actor Mickey Rooney was buried today..."
Ogy_Joe:
Someone stole my watch!!!
big_red:
"Let's see... I did American Graffiti, and he did Lawrence of Arabia. Nope, I am the better actor."
joebean:
those damn aliens with their anal probing shananagins
KCrew:
"I've been named in the Starr report."
Laserblast:
Awarded the Silver Saturn for bravery in the Borg War.
HanoverF:
"Got a riddle for you. How many insurance salesmen, telling you cappers to take a flying f@$#, will it take for you to get a clue?"
Scypha:
"Hi, I'm just wondering if there were any positions available for a washed-up political figure." "Sorry, there are none right now, Mr. Gingrich." "Damn!"