rickubis:
Like lemings do in legends, numerous cappers throw themselves into the sea, because DarkOracle has left. Fools, all of them. She'll be back.
rickubis:
Listen. If I want any shit outta you, I'll squeeze your head. Like *this*! See!? Whoa, some turd.
rickubis:
How many blind guys does it take to replace a lightbulb. Well, so far 20 have fallen off the ladder.
rickubis:
Yes, I use Irish Spring. Get your face out of my armpit.
rickubis:
The blazing Saddle campfire scene as filmed by Sam Peckinpah.
rickubis:
"Go out and get a big roast," you said. I asked if you wanted pork or beef. "Surprise me," you said.
rickubis:
Who sent ya?
rickubis:
Hey, dudes! Check THIS out... I think it's called a "girl."
rickubis:
They say that sometimes cattle will swallow stones to help digeation, and then harmlessly pass them. *This* explains why I heard cows screaming last night.
rickubis:
In an unfortunate government mistake, millions of calves--much like this one--were exterminated to stop the spread of foot-in-mouth disease.
rickubis:
Sam Peckinpah directs "Bring me the Gallstone of Alfredo Garcia."
rickubis:
She tried to get away with a silent fart, but the sign gave it away.
rickubis:
You know, if we have children, those ears are gonna hurt like hell on the way out.
rickubis:
.oO{ Maybe if I fake epilepsy, this pointy-eared freak will leave me alone. }
rickubis:
Someone in this office has been ordering rogaine by the truckload and charging it to the company. I've called you all here to find out who it is.
rickubis:
That's right, Timmy. I'm a poison bear, and if you dip me in this milk, you'll die.
rickubis:
The termites slowly spelled out the message, "all your baseboards are blong to us."
rickubis:
Whattaya mean, "Without graphic"? I see a good looking woman, and she's standing waving at me, and--HEY! GET THIS STRAIGHTJACKET OFF ME!!!