aaabbbccc:
NO! this does not remind me of Rick!
rickubis:
Oh my GOD!!! They've invented a TIME MACHINE!!!
DCWine:
Get back your day, so you can TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!!!!!
aaabbbccc:
rednecks only need to use enough toothpaste for one tooth
DCWine:
Do it yourself liquid nitrogen wart removal
aaabbbccc:
...what's the last thing an innocent bystander sees while crossing the road in new york?
rickubis:
And so these people started calling me "Aleve" like it was my name. I'm just damned glad I didn't loan out any Vagisil or Prparation H.
aaabbbccc:
Alice Cooper as Steven Tyler as Monica Lewinsky in "I Did It For My Country"
aaabbbccc:
please let me out of the dungeon. i promise i will never caption again
rickubis:
Pretty fancy toilet paper, considering only one brown eye really sees it up close.
DarkOracle:
mini me cam
ROBOTCROWT:
The humiliation of being kicked off the island has Kirk leaving in the darkness.
rickubis:
I *told* you kids what I'd do if you didn't feed "Binky, the hamster."
ROBOTCROWT:
Kirk, with one of his more original thoughts, suddenly says "I've got it! Another screen saver!"
torgo00:
"I'm receiving a transmission... it says 'That Shaft is one bad mother... shut your mouth... just talkin' bout Shaft..... we can dig it'."