rickubis:
Have any of you people ever seen nostril hairs as long as THESE two?
screaming_fist:
What's he pretend pinching?
Soozcat:
Oh, I'm getting something... a small crowd... people... they watch a screen and mock whatever they see...
girly_girl:
How many of you know that the Hula Dance is actually telling a story? Right now I'm talking about bored audience members.
MMM_Mitchell:
"I swear that terd was at least this long."
Girl_In_Gold_Boots:
You are SO MONEY, baby!!!
rickubis:
My girlfreind laughed when I said I only had 4inches... until I explained it was 4 inches WIDE.
screaming_fist:
"Happy talky talky happy talk. Talk about things you like to do."
girly_girl:
Oh! We're on the air right now?
Aquila9896:
"Ever consider dating a guy shorter than you?"
rickubis:
There's no place like home... There's no place like home. Hey, it's working!!
teambanzai:
John Edwards is trying to contact me.
rickubis:
Sure, I'll commit to a date with you next weekend. I mean, with that red shirt on, you'll be dead within an hour anyway.
Aquila9896:
"Miss that uniform is not dress code! But, um, I'll let you pass... just this once though!"
meathookmonster:
Eww, look what Spock did on the floor! Bad Vulcan, no biscuit!