rickubis:
Well, audience, we leave it up to you. Are the glasses half empty, or half full?
Et_Tu_Brute:
Damn! Those bloody cappers are at it again!
Mpower:
After years of public schooling I always thought a jungle had trees and monkeys and stuff.
Et_Tu_Brute:
The Three Stooges Reunion show
rickubis:
Guess what I made for lunch! I'll give you a hint. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Mpower:
New Life Savers with 20% more acid
rickubis:
Ever the narcissistic butthed, Tim insisted on everything being tanned, including the roof of his mouth.
Agrijag:
Duncan McCleod was killed today when some retro graphics fell on him.
nel_b:
Heres our number just in case you're interested in a threesome with us.....
144b:
Made from the remains of Nacey Walker.
teambanzai:
Come on hurry up with that orange juice you damn kid. Do you expect me to drink all this vodka straight?
rickubis:
Damned if *I* know what happened. I bought this carton with a picture of a kid on it. I opened it, and a kid popped out!
rickubis:
After turning in 10 drawings of this type, Little Bob's home was investigated, and yes, he WAS being force-fed Clorox.
nel_b:
"Hey! Why the long face?" (Get it?! Long face!! ...Ha Ha Ha!!...kill me, please.....)
rickubis:
Barbecue's almost done!! Who wants some ribs?
kwanger:
After his wife's death, the only thing that pleased Apollo was his calculator wrist watch. What a total geek.
Pawses:
A calculator that can be worn on your wrist - it must be THE FUTURE!!!
rickubis:
It's a flock of naked lambs, they're pissed, armed and they want their wool back.