E_B_A:
Yes! Yes! Burn the witch! BURN THE WITCH!
Meldrick:
*sigh*-fi Channel, like a blue tornado, sucking and sucking and sucking....
TravisBickle:
I want to see endless reruns of second-rate USA Network movies. I want to see Jerry O'Connel's shit-eating grin. I want rid of witty satire. Sci-fi me.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Sci-Fi 2.0: We've finally gotten rid of that bug in certain movies that caused those annoying silhouettes in corner of the screen.
JediClone:
A day at SFC Central..."Any new business?" "Yes sir. The Neilsens are in. Sliders is gaining more ratings points" "Good, good...Cancel it!" "Sir?"
HanoverF:
"Hey Barry Diller, this is for you-" "Thanks!" "To sit on!" "...."
Hippie:
Here, we represent the Sci-Fi Channel as a small Saturn-esque planet. Its viewers will be represented by stars.
Occupant:
is totally lost on . . . The Sci Fi Channel.
The_Gray_Zombie:
The Programming executive of Sci Fi, The Rat Faced Weasely Little Bastard.
BiggieTheGrad:
1. Cancel MST3K. 2. Replaced it with lame Canadian shows with asexual heartthrobs. 3. Take over world at midnight January 1, 2000 AD. DAMN! I KNEW IT!
KINGDARTHOSAUR:
The Sci-Fi Channel - Filling the void of television's blackhole like a butt plug.
Angel_Noir:
SFC suck? Does Treat Williams shit in the woods?
KINGDINOSAUR:
The Sci-Fi Channel searches for a replacement series for MST3K. "Hmmm. What's this? Magneto Babies? I LIKE IT!"
E_B_A:
The mark of quantity.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Oxymoron Productions presents...
Flanker:
"Camera, Action!" "Isn't that supposed to be 'Lights, Camera, Action!'?" "Not on Sci-Fi in isn't. This is the dimbulb network."
JediClone:
What really happens to the Save MST3K letters: The SFC programming directors burn them to make more lighting for Sliders.