GersonK:
"Sorry, Captain. Vulcan policy. No s'mint, so s'mooch"
HRPuffenstuff:
"Hello *URP* Dis is your fuhrer. Don't drink...and...uh...invade foreign countries...*BUUURRRP* Please have a designeted...*URP*...blitkrieger!"
Gnasche:
Inspired by the recent visit to 1940's Earth, Kirk has his brain removed and placed in a jar in Brazil. No one notices.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Next on TV from Hell: Tazmania! Followed by Tazmania! And then two back to back episodes of Tazmania, followed by our Tazmania marathon!
Gnasche:
Wow...this guy must be REALLY old....look at that walker.
FryGirl:
...or BURN IN HELL!
Gnasche:
Do not drink directly from the bottle. Instead, place a piece of card board over the top, punch a hole through it, and drink it through that.
Jazzsoda:
"Nothing dresses up the taste of a plain old sirloin like the blood of student filmmakers. Ask for it by name, and tell 'em the Blair Witch sent ya! That's me!"
uwretch:
I used hair club for men and it worked! [usual side effects are obesity, jowls, 3 chins, and a permanently left turning car -see obesity]
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Bob Dole says there really was a Jack Dawson, and he saved Bob Dole in every way Bob Dole could have been saved!"
Occupant:
I'm going out onto the tundra! Anyone want me to bring 'em back a penguin?
Jazzsoda:
*belch* Uh, I'll take "My pathetic, wasted existance for $200, Alex." "The answer is: Shit-stained underwear."
Jazzsoda:
That's why you have to clean the cotton candy machine between uses, kids.
E_B_A:
"Hi... I just regurgitated this sexy little 1-800 number... why don't you come on over and we can start at my surgery scars and snort pure Hydrox cookies..."
Hippie:
Inspector Krueger, Arson... why does everyone laugh when I say that?
Agent_Moldy:
"They call me MISTER Pibb." NEXT!!!
Hippie:
Dammit, Harvey! I was coming to the door you didn't have to kick it in!
E_B_A:
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the kitchen scouring some baked-on grease with my hair."