AsaBarbieri:
Oh NO! We've flown into the new Metallica Album! REVERSE THRUSTERS! REVERSE THRUSTERS!!!
Shiris:
"Keptin, we lost picture again!" "Dammit! Spock, go stand on the roof with a clothes hanger!"
snooks:
"Can you tell us anything else about the night of the murder, Boy George? Love your music, by the way..."
Mr13:
CRIPES MAN! HOW DO THEY FIT THAT THING IN!?!?
Reynard_T_Fox:
Honniger. Noun. 1)The sound one makes when passing a gallstone. 2)Anything causing severe pain (see Highlander)
AsaBarbieri:
Pixar Animation Studios is proud to present it's latest, greatest achievement...
MirandaRamsey:
"Whoopy hi yi yo, my butt's gonna glow, I'm gonna smell like a flower!" "I'm just a ranch hand with a seat full of sand and I never take a shower!"
HanoverF:
Tonight on The New Adventures of Lewis and Lois... "Oh pretty lady, put on your clothes before Superman comes and kills me with the beating and the punching."
Vendebar:
Must be the code for the chastity belt he's wearing.
Reynard_T_Fox:
*bite* *crack* "OW!" Meanwhile, the Guiness Primetime people draw a heavy sigh as they prepare for another lawsuit.
Occupant:
That steer I had for dinner isn't sitting right. Urp!
Mr13:
The stage is lit, and the fan is screaming. Jermaine Jackson is about to take the stage.
JediClone:
...and thus it was that Noah threw a Dove Bar out from the Ark. It melted in the water, and poisoned the Olive Tree. Noah said "Fuck it" and shot himself.
kilroy105:
"We secretly replaced this car wash with a trash compactor. Let's get a look at the driver's expression as the walls begin to close in, shall we?"
Occupant:
VROOM!" "What's with that bucket on your head, Dad?" "I'm Richard Petty!" "No more NyQuil for you." "VROOM!"
Artanas:
"Hello, I'm Jenny Lee Harrison. Welcome to Facing A Gale Force Wind. On todaaaaaaaaa..."
Penemue:
No... He farted... He controls the Digestive Tract. I'm the Creative One. And Bob... Well Bob drools in interesting patterns, but that's about it.
Mr13:
Kicked out of school for masturbating, I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What Would Satan Do?" So I locked the gym doors and set fire to the place.