Hippie:
"Eh, check it out. They got croutons with the salad. Where's my fuckin' croutons?" "Ice! Just chill!" "Chill my ass! And where's my caviar sidedish, bitch?"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"o/ Valdereeee o/" "o/ Valderaaahh o/" "o/ Valdereee o/" "o/ ValderAH HA HA HA HA HA! o/"
LonelyKnight:
Gay elves and their human lovers.
SunSinner:
Fred, your choice in aphrodisiacs leaves much to be desired.
Hippie:
Sir, we're here to ask you why you've bucked the consumer trend and eat at a restaurant called "SeaFag." *I can't read. This place is called "SeaFag"?
Reynard_T_Fox:
"So then the first little pig said, 'Ya ain't comin in here, asshole!' But the wolf was having REALLY bad PMS that day..." "I don't like this story, Roseanne."
Artanas:
But I'm already here "Yes you are" How's that work? "Like what you've seen" Is it that simple? "More than you can tell" Huh? "Sometimes"
Mr13:
"God give me the serenity to accept things that I cannot and the strength to cap out sukkas who don't buy my albums."
Hippie:
HA! The plan to apprehend him worked! Slater really believed someone wanted his hands, foot, and headprint at Mann's Chinese Theater!
jammer427:
The latest in prison fashion from DKNY.
Hippie:
Calvin Klein's... "Dad"... 'cause you kids are driving me fucking crazy.
tadpole:
Why don't you paint a big red stripe across her chest and put a Brunswick tattoo across her belly and call it a day...
HanoverF:
Christopher Walken in Scream: "Scary?! You don't know what scary is! I'm a method actor, I really did have that watch up my- *click*- Hello? Bastard."
Reynard_T_Fox:
For tonight's episode, Mr. Macleod will be played by Michael Richards. "So what do you think, Duncan?" "Decapitation. Oh yeah." "Huh?" "Giddyap." *falls down*
MirandaRamsey:
"The Frog" is the latest swing dance.
Angel_Noir:
.oO(Either my immortal senses are telling me that there is another immortal around, or I'm having a stroke. Hmmm, I wonde-) *THUD*
HanoverF:
He was Happy, he Knew it, yet he couldn't clap his hands. Welcome to Paradox.
Meldrick:
"Not out to get me, eh? Then how do you explain this Death's Head moth in my tuna fish sandwich?"
clover:
"...so then they said in order to be a monk I could never touch small boys anymore. Sooo, I'm a teacher now."
SunSinner:
Back in days of yore, the slightest whisper of 'stub' would send many a fair young maid into a tittering fit.
bosko:
I hate it when Skeletor takes his time at the ATM.