amycamus:
"In other news, Secretary Norton announced today that Yosemite Valley was 'just the right size' for the nation's first nuclear waste dump."
Soozcat:
Do you see a) a conservative's compassion, b) a liberal's intelligence, or c) Donald Duck?
stdio_h:
NBC, not expecting to see a spontaneous Roker-Couric-Gumble sandwich, had to quickly cut the feed
Soozcat:
The long dark tea-time of the soul. Pass the crumpets.
Soozcat:
"Indeed I did have a relationship with the screengrabber that was inappropriate..."
Laurie2K:
"Make the check out to Roto Rooter. It's a FECO-STALAGMITE. In layman's terms? ..a majestic molehill of shit found nesting in the bowl of your clogged toilet
NameBrand:
"Compassionate conservatism! Haw! I love a good oxymoron! And speaking of morons..."
Jeekies:
Al Gore, key player in the creation of the information suprehighway plays his last trump card...
Soozcat:
The vote on John Ashcroft will be postponed until next week. Aides believe this will give them enough time to sober up Senator Kennedy.
amycamus:
"Dear fello Republican: The hite House ould like to invite you to a onderful thank you dinner for George . Bush. rite back ith your R.S.V.P."
Soozcat:
In a surprise Zogby poll, 95% of voters who chose Bush identified their primary concern: "Janet Reno gives me the heebie-jeebies."
amycamus:
"Fasten your seatbelts... it's gonna be a bumpy screengrab."
Son_of_Servo:
You people using black and white monitors have no idea what you're missing!
144b:
Feh, in my day, we didn't need pitcures to cap. We made fun of people as they walked by. And we liked it!
Mr_Grant:
"Black Elvis". Charcoal on black velvet. National Gallery catalog #42-0U-812.
alexgariepy:
Am I late for Babylon 5? No wait, I'm not. Buffoon's ex-wife took over. Damn you!
Mr_Grant:
Real news item: Scientists succeed in using a gas to stop and restart light particles.
Soozcat:
"We'd like several million dollars in funding for a project to stop light." "Screw that, the California Legislature already did that for free!"