YingYang:
And as the stewardess walked in, she saw the pilot playing with his... Take over the story, teambanzai
teambanzai:
...nose hair, which though he had braided it nicely it was still kind of gross. But what she was more concerned whith was the...
YingYang:
..fact that Charlie Sheen and Charo were having wild sex in the restroom. Then the plane began to shudder, as...
teambanzai:
...Rosie O'Donnell was jumping up and down yelling at the Stewardess that she wanted more food. But it got much worse when Louie Anderson and his friend...
shanky:
.....Old Dirty Bastard started singing dirty limericks while the stewardesses...
teambanzai:
...began playing Frisbee with William Shatners toupe...
YingYang:
...but the toupee turned out to be a Tribble in heat, and began humping Boy George, who was in the middle of painting a portrait of...
shanky:
....George Michael in the plane's restroom doing unspeakable things with...
YingYang:
...teambanzai, who was leaving. The end.
Jeekies:
... and god said "Let There Be Light... oh, except for those wise-crackin cappers."
YingYang:
It was inevitable: From the creators of Blackout '98 and Blackout '00, comes the mother of all things dark BLACKOUT '01!!!!!
animebabe:
Anyone want to play "Alaska Winter?"
GeorgeDubya:
Sum total intelligence in Washington D.C.
YingYang:
Captain Bligh put the eyepatch over the wrong eye again...
stdio_h:
Dubyah, hand poised over the big red button, eyes closed, tries to decide which country to bomb, Iraq, or Japan.
stdio_h:
"Mr. Cheney, have you seen my underpants?!" "Damnit George, quit playin' around and take those off your head! We got a world to oppress."
amycamus:
"When the captions get tough, the tough get capping." "Aww, shut the hell up."
NameBrand:
Submitted for your approval: The average American's share of the proposed Bush tax cut.