Mr_Grant:
Detail view of the Seattle monolith.
Mr_Grant:
Wubba wubba wubba! Welcome back to MTV, I'm Buffoon's ex-wife! Coming up in this segment: the Black Crowes! Black Sabbath! Clint Black!..
teambanzai:
...you've got to check out Caption This it's great.
ArchHallJr:
So why did the Nigerian cross the road at midnight?
ArchHallJr:
Oh, I get it. . .it's the Miracle Worker as told through Helen Keller's eyes!
Mr_Grant:
Now Stevie Wonder-compatible.
amycamus:
Next to the Emeryville IKEA and the top deck of the Bay Bridge, a sensory deprivation chamber is the LAST place I wanna be when the Big One hits.
Mr_Grant:
Conceptual set design sketches for Philip Glass's next opera.
Mr_Grant:
"Smell The Glove," the remastered Collectors Edition.
Mr_Grant:
This is the most popular program on The Goth Channel.
teambanzai:
So this is what it's like to be Spam.
Mr_Grant:
"It's morning in America..."
amycamus:
Crap! The 'W' on my keyboard is missing!
Buffoon:
"What is the color of people stopped on the way to the polls in Florida, Alex?" *DING!* "Correct!" "I'll take 'Widget Memories' for $1000, please."
shanky:
"I took the liberty of typing your inaguration speech on black paper , Mr. Bush."
Lalladil:
And now,,,,10 seconds of sex....*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tiktik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik* Ok, you can stop now...
Buffoon:
"...and the revised budget for abortion clinics is..."
Buffoon:
Sure, just when it starts gettin' to the good stuff, your quarter runs out and the panel slides down. Damn!"