amycamus:
"What? You're not staying for 'Asleep at the Wheel' and 'Meat Loaf'??" "Naw. There's a Lubbock Chili Cook-off over at the State Department."
amycamus:
"Nice redecorating job." "Yup. We thought so." "The longhorns over the President's desk are particularly nice." "Thanks. Like the armadillo skin chair?"
amycamus:
"Jenna, if you don't finish your chili, there'll be no churros for dessert." "Ok, dad." "That's PRESIDENT Dad to you." "Sorry. I forgot."
amycamus:
"We coughed up $100,000, and only got invited to the Lubbock Elks Lodge Yellow Rose O'Texas Ball." "Yes, it was shameful. Not even Jeb showed up."
amycamus:
"Take that over to the Green Room, and when you get back, we've got some longhorn antlers we want you to put up in the Oval Office."
PharohMobius:
The first new Bush rulemaking: FCC rule OU-812(a)- all TV shows must contain a cowboy hat or firearm.
amycamus:
"Well, no, Mr. President, it doesn't SPECIFICALLY say anywhere in the Constitution that you can't annex Canada, but..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Wouldn't be prudent... not gonna do it..." "Good! Now let's get you into makeup."