n0cturnal_emit0r:
Shortly after the discovery of "cheese," Greenook was the first cholesterol casualty.
Mr_Grant:
"Spare some fire for the caveless?"
Mr_Grant:
Attracted by the warmth of the fire and the *snap* of the caps of bottles of Smirnoff Ice.
Soozcat:
"Ahhh, who am I kidding. Only *I* can prevent forest fires!"
alexgariepy:
And the Lord of the Flies chain of command all falls apart.
HenryBemis:
You too might have what it takes to be a capper.
Torgone:
Dude! up high! Down low! Too slow! Ha ha ha! Gort, you old sack o' shit! What up?
Buffoon:
Pig... Fuzz.. The Man... Just some of the terms that will increase the size of your next speeding ticket.
Lanzman:
What happens when you wash a tennis court in hot water? It shrinks.
Soozcat:
Get your very own Tennis Court in a Box! Act now and get a miniature Monica Seles free of charge.
Soozcat:
"Bart" the bear? You magnificent bastard, I read your book!
UnReality:
Late at night, Erin would lie awake and wonder why Ricky Schroeder never calls...
Mr_Grant:
What? Oh, you want the White House, it's about three states up the coast. *Thanks* Don't mention it. Really. Especially if you, y'know, vaporize it.
Mr_Grant:
Ladies and gentlemen: the Anal Probe you've all heard so much about.
HenryBemiss:
Because "Lick Your Cup Clean" was an advertising debacle.
Chebwa:
"As you can see by my tag, sir, I'd be pleased to tell you about our Nuclear Weapons specials today..."
HenryBemis:
"...and you say this hunchback won't leave you alone, Miss.. Miss..." "Esmerelda."
Neoknight:
"I dunno, this headset thingy makes me feel... kinda like Britney Spears, y'know?"
Mr_Grant:
Isn't that progressive! The military has a daycare where aliens undergoing sadistic testing can leave their kids.
HenryBemis:
Beer Taps... OF THE GODS!!!