animebabe:
"Remember guys.. it's all for one.." "AND PERMS FOR ALL!" "*sigh* Yeah, Herc. That's it."
animebabe:
On the grassblade sits a small drop of morning dew or could it be pee?
Soozcat:
ATHENS-- Famous demigod Hercules was trampled today by a Bunny Hop line. "He just didn't get the concept very well," one source said.
amycamus:
"...and it's a high fly ball... it's going... going... OOOH! WHAT A CATCH, right up against the back wall of the solar system!..."
Nos4a2:
<What do you want to do?> | <I don't know. What do you want to do?> | <How about Solitaire?> | <OK- no wait- how about chess?>
nashtbrutusandshort:
Security Guard Unclear on the Concept Theater presents: "Ran out of fabric again, huh, Miss Ashley? You sure have the worst luck with those clingy knits."
alexgariepy:
"Have I told you about the time me and two other people managed to find a baby in a manger? Oh, it's one heck of a story. I should write about it sometime."
questor:
Lapdance, not lampdance you twit.
amycamus:
About to make the mistake of thinking that Chippendale's is a great place to pick up chicks.
bugwber:
"You know? A little paint and Poland wouldn't be such a bad place..."
Mr_Grant:
"On The Waterfront II: Scouting For Old Warehouses To Convert Into Trendy Studio Spaces."
amycamus:
"Just how DO we extract an endangered harp seal from the front grill without the ranger noticing?"
cscott:
It took Quinn several minutes to realise that this was a strange universe where lugnuts turn the opposite way...
bugwber:
"So, what species of... immigrant... is that on your bumper?"
amycamus:
Apparently, the thieves entered through a skylight, cut the screengrab from the frame, and made away with it. Police are on the scene...
Mr_Grant:
Medea said she would meet me here with the kids.
alexgariepy:
EYE am Sci-Fi. Get it? Eye? I? Heh heh... whatever.