UpSky2:
Jeff Bezos watches intently while the Amazon.com shortfall shrinks: $165,786,003.23... $165,786,001.75... $165,785,999.03...
amycamus:
Conde tries to decipher the drawing on the KFC napkin that Dubya has drawn of the missile defense shield, complete with stick figures.
AntiChristmas:
Suddenly, things got different in South Park when Don Quiglione and his 'boys' moved in.
CapMidnight:
"Wanna come back to my place and look at my CaptionThis! gallery collection?!?!" "TAXI!!!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
It wasn't plate tectonics that broke up the ur-continent. It was the Eurasian land mass's penchant for tasteless remarks.
Mr_Grant:
--Breaker 1-9, you gotch yer ears on NATO? --10-4 Seaquest, Over. --Seaview. Anyway, see any sign of Russkies in your area? Over.
nashtbrutusandshort:
And what better place to talk about adoption than the field where Van Gogh shot himself?
nashtbrutusandshort:
When Paul Prudhomme's mother's water broke, doctors were amazed to discover that the baby had been marinating in a Creole horseradish remoulade.
EnochF:
Funny. That plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops...
Bittlestiffender:
Please contribute to the 'George W. Bush Preliminary Legal Defense Fund.'
Soozcat:
o/` Mongol Horde, Mongol Horde, Mongols all the way! Oh what fun it is to sack, to pillage and to slay--HEY! o/
Mr_Grant:
Hello? Oh, hi Blossom. Watchin TV. No, dad's not home. What? You need to get bailed out again? Can't you bribe the vice cop like before?