CrazyBob:
Japanese hotdogs... Mmmmmm
Bigstupid:
"Won't sell men panties... Well SCREW YOU Victoria's Secret! I'll make my OWN panties!"
Naif:
Oh, he's from WESTERN New Brunswick.
Mr_Grant:
My Fair Helen Hunt: --'The Jewish humor is mainly the purview of Paul Reiser.' --The Jewish humor is mainly... --By george she's got it! Now try squinting...
Naif:
Usage advisory: Please take red lectroids only under a doctor's supervision.
Mr_Grant:
--Famous Amos! --Yes Lord? --Hear me Famous Amos! Add walnuts to the recipe. I like walnuts. --Yes Lord. --Stop groveling. --Yes Lord. I mean. Sorry...
Mr_Grant:
--Yes, I'd like a chevre omelet, a scone... --Cheeseburgie! --No, I'd like breakfast... --Cheeseburgie!
Mr_Grant:
Are you going to cut my head off, or are you just glad to see me?
Mr_Grant:
The UN today announced a new International Pictogram: "Kiss Your Own Ass."
Mr_Grant:
Woody Allen's stunt double is hot!
Mr_Grant:
The answer to the popular question, "What if you put the top of Paul 'Due South' Gross's head onto the bottom of Robert Foxworth's head?"
Mr_Grant:
--Here Gornie Gornie Gornie! Where IS that lizard? This is all your fault for leaving the gate open. --You keep looking, I'll make the gunpowder.