gleeb:
Oh, come on! Soup, but no crackers? No bread? No nothing?
MoldyLouWho:
o/ All... my... friends trash their low riders... o/
gleeb:
So, Mr. Cogburn, are you gonna sober up sometime this month and revenge my family?
Coakley_the_Bloody:
"For goodness sake, instead of lying around all day, why don't you go out and kill some cattle rustlers?"
Coakley:
"You say you want to be this town's sheriff? What are your qualifications? And don't say you want to avenge the death of your family, because everyone who does that quits after a week."
Coakley:
"We'll kill no rustlers or robbers before our morning cappuccino."
Granty_Claus:
<piano tinkle> I'd like to slow the trial down a bit now. Mr Spotlight operator, some mood lighting please. This next tune I'd like to dedicate to a very special prosecutor. You know who you are...
RGrant:
The first law of robotics: Kill kill kill!
Coakley:
2nd Law of robotics: Humans are a sneaky bunch.
Coakley:
3rd Law of Robotics: Red eye = evil robot.
CapMidnight:
4th law of robotics: Dump Asimov and start dating Bradbury.
Coakley:
5th Law of Robotics: Fire bad!
Coakley:
6th Law of Robotics: Humans are nasty when wounded.
Coakley:
7th law of Robotics: Metal Press is bad. Very bad. Very very bad.
cambriaxmas:
Please accept this lamb-shank with my sincere apologies.
teambanzai:
I couldn't find any flowers so I got you this leg of lamb.
JAUSTACLAUS:
But... it's oven fresh from Albertsons!!
TyranosaurisRex_mas:
After being ignored for 20 minutes, Shaft fires a signal flare to the waitress.