TravisBickle:
This guy just doesn't know how to direct good porn.
Hippie:
Testimonials of strategic warhead victims? "Blew the royal shit outta me. Best bomb ever."
Dr_John:
He didn't stop...... he went BLIND!
Hippie:
"Arden Albee" indeed! That's Eddie Albert with a beard! Start playing the Green Acres theme and see if he doesn't yell "The chores!"
JazzSoda:
"Ellen" is filmed before a live, in-studio riot.
MDS12Bflo:
For years we had no television, so we watched the neighbor's television. They lived 3 miles away, though.
rogeemoto:
Here we have the artist's rendition of the "one eyed trouser snake" that was seen all over central park this spring!
Hippie:
Hel-lo! I've got a lot of questions to ask, the least of which being, "How in the hell do I pee?!?"
Dienonychus:
Y' know Tony, I wanted that ransom note to be more descriptive.
Toob:
Zircons! Nothing but a vein of zircons!
3DHumor:
"FEE-lings... Nothing more than FEE-lings Thank you! Can't ferget my FEE-lings, feelings of LAAAHHHVV!"
Dienonychus:
Things to do when being filmed #45: The deer caught in headlights approach.