Sepulchre:
Sadly, her face was paralyzed for the rest of her life.
rogeemoto:
Sure he was great in the sack but that's when I noticed... DANDRUFF!
CodeRed:
I can never find the porn on this thing.
Nicholas19:
Engage! Make it so!
JazzSoda:
I don't know, Helen, maybe the top of the bookcase wasn't the best place to put the TV. Let's try under the coffee table.
rogeemoto:
...This usually happens every thousand years or so... so keep your eyes peeled!
JOECROWTHERS:
"After offing Mr. Peabody, Sherman has the Way-Back machine all to himself."
BrewingTea:
He's walking like an action-figure!
Occupant:
What? No web address? What kind of backward company are you people running?
Occupant:
See! Sunglasses are not a guarantee of coolness.
KingDeath:
The X-Files Dog tag, for when your pooch gets abducted they'll know where to return your beloved pet. ORDER NOW!
KeyWest:
Try Ex-Lax for gentle, overnight relief.