RodRocket:
Fear Factor Stunts Gone Wrong: Diving head first into a gravel pit, no helmet.
beckett:
"Seems like a lot of trouble just to put heat in the outhouse."
Crow T. Robot:
Recess of the damned.
DrClayForrester:
A ticker-tape parade is thrown to celebrate Earth Day, when people try to make the world a cleaner place.
Cambot:
"Um, Ms. Curtis, I think your daughter Kallie just snapped the new foreign exchange students neck.."
SpaceToast:
Calvinball has just gotten too corporate. Bring back the designated wonker rule, that's what I say.
DrClayForrester:
"Look, I told you I didn't want any pancakes from you Jamima's Witnesses!" "But, ma'am, did you know that Aunt Jamima has a wonderful plan for your life?"
FryGirl:
"You're right, Bob...this thing handles like a shopping cart but it takes out bicyclists without leaving so much as a dent!"
DrClayForrester:
Hey there, fellas... I see you got hats. They're good hats. But let me tell you about my hat, see?
ABServo:
"Don't worry, Mr Tannen, we'll get you out of there!! You okay??" "*muffled* I HATE MANURE!!!"
Moatas:
Little Bobby proves that the universe doesn't exist and is kept after school
GersonK:
MMMmmmmm, engine block muffins.
da_upstart:
... with narrator Gary Numan.
MilkboxLarry:
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown theme-park...
Mr_Grant:
Scientists attempt to create a better Underdog balloon.
TyranosaurisRex:
The Flying Wallendas make their bid for the LA chapter of the Hell's Angels
UnReality:
"Check out my Mick Jaggeresque strut!"
GizM:
Jim trains for the National Cowtipping Championship.