Mercutio_Jones:
Siamese twins, joined by the nose hair.
Forkboy:
In other news today, a giant Toad fell on much of the nation.
GizM:
"Shut up. Jack Benny's on."
DrClayForrester:
Back when big, beefy tires carried big, beefy men to their big, beefy jobs...
Cambot:
um...... AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrClayForrester:
*BRAAAAWWWWP!!!* Woah... Coughed up a Virginia Baked Ham... Is that smell coming from me?
DrClayForrester:
'Scuse me, mister... You know where I can get a pork milkshake in a fifty-gallon drum?
screaming_fist:
I guess they've been watering the letters.
Cambot:
Techies forgot to fire up Floyd's light show...
MilkboxLarry:
Well, the last four letters sure sums it up, doesn't it?
The_Gray_Zombie:
Let's see, Ah, Nelson. Says here you're last job was orbiting the Earth watching cheesy movies with two robots. Why did you leave that job?
tinaw:
"Why the blow-up doll? I never leave home without it."
beckett:
"Mad cows attack innocent little kid....film at 11"
amycamus:
1948 World Champion, International Harrumphing Contest.
Mercutio_Jones:
"I'll take Paul Lynde to block..."
shanky panky:
"Y M C A! C'mon guys! Join me!"
Mercutio_Jones:
Three phallic symbols for the price of one when you shop General Dynamics Krazy Dayz Sidewalk Sale!
Crow T. Robot:
Who dropped the PB&J in the big gear?