meQal:
Here at the People's Temple Memorial all the drinking fountains dispense Kool-Ade.
144b:
O~ Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!~O
posthumous:
Scifi is formally giving you cappers the finger
Krycek99:
Dyslexics of the world...UNTIE
meQal:
The best way to tell if your child star has gone bad is by the smell. If they doesn't smell fresh then you should dispose of your child star immediately. Remember you can only keep a child star fresh for 11 maybe even 12 years tops before they start to turn. Always dispose of your child star properly and be sure to burn all incriminating photos including the negatives when you do. Failure to dispose of a child star properly can lead to movies of the week, fights with transvestite hookers, and reunion shows.
gleeb:
Thank goodness. I've been worried about that brave little 2-headed girl.
GlitterRock:
WORLDLY NEWS EXCLUSIVE! OLSEN TWINS FOUND IN LOVENEST WITH BAT-BOY! PICTURES INSIDE!
MrfnordTim:
"Just a little tweak here and your vibrator should be working fine, Liz! Now, Brigadier, let's have a look at yours, shall we?"
Shockeye:
Guess I shouldn't have microwaved the cat.
TheLurker:
"WOOOOO! Hey Liz, Brigadier, wanna come in and smoke this great shit in here?"
meQal:
Franklin Mint is proud to present it's latest edition of comemertive collectors plate. Our latest series is titled: "Racisim At It Finest"