Indomitus:
Oops. Wrong button.
Bigstupid:
They say there's a perfect partner for everybody out there, but Bob couldn't find that special someone who shared his fetish for wiping his nose on the drapes.
skorry:
She's counting the days until I croak. *Too bad I've already cut her out of the will!*
LauraPowers:
"Aw, thanks Bill! I can't wait to beat in someone's head with this!
screaming_fist:
Godzilla loved his 3.2 megapixel camera.
Dirigo:
our national defense boils down to that kid from 'A Christmas Story'?
144b:
They got the house for a song. That's where they found all those hatched up body parts in the 8 bathrooms?
JurassicPork:
"Grandpa, isn't stealing mail against the law?"
meQal:
It wasn't until police raided Foghorn's coup that the bodies of several young weasels such as this one were found under it in a crawl space.