Geier:
A truly impressive cock.
clover:
Every day at the same time the crew would gather around to watch Brandis "RUB DOWN" Darwin. Most people wondered about the white cloud afterward.
Xtree:
Billy demonstrates the ol' "Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag" trick to Sue...
Geier:
"Did anyone see you come here, Billy?" "No, Mr. Johnson." "Good. I'm going to give you the longest, hardest...tutoring of your life."
Generik:
Never too early to start teaching the baby about spitting and swallowing.
CaveDweller:
"And ladies....if you look right HERE....you'll see my area!!"
darkvortex:
..back at the Lorena Bobbitt school of constructive castration.
Scypha:
Have problems inbreeding? Call us. We'll help.
Geier:
Resist though she did, the Earth still had its way with Janet, ravaging her time and again.
Xtree:
Emerging from the bushes, Debbie Reynolds never felt so relieved.
SunSinner:
To "play the 2 hand jam", one must find a quiet, dark, secluded corner in which to come in touch with one's special skills...
JoeCrow:
What do you mean "backwards"?
Elle:
And after Helga gives her her backmassage, it's off to the showers for yet ANOTHER waxing..she began to think..
Geier:
The sudden change in the direction of his apron's moire pattern indicated that SOMEbody was feeling a bit frisky!
JoeCrow:
Big Bird's Penthouse centerfold was quite a hit at Sesame Place.
SunSinner:
Bob's bitchin' new Ray Bans were a thinly veiled attempt to divert Jenny's attention as he slyly tried to cop a feel...
Geier:
Annette tried to pretend she hadn't seen it, and Jerry DID cover well with the raised-knee-thing, but the conversation soon grew stilted and awkward.
SunSinner:
Manual transmission...it's gotta be!