SunSinner:
Oh, a man of refined taste indeed...has all his copies of Hustler hardbound semi-annually.
Colovion:
I said, Kiss my...
Geier:
John had never pressed that particular button before, but seeing what it produced, he figured that in the future he'd be pressing it often!
SunSinner:
I hear there's a three-day cure for that...
Geier:
Chad knew that Bif had won the draw, and so got first crack at the mummy, but Chad so HATED "sloppy seconds"!
Geier:
"Billy, you've got a phone ca... OHMYGODSTOPDOINGTHAT!!"
joetito:
I remember the first time i was molested... I was six, and my grandfather loved me so much, that he gave me "his"wurthers original
SunSinner:
Impressive angle you got there, buddy.
JoeCrow:
Well it's hard to decide but I'm in favor of girth so you be here at 8:00...you at 8:15
MadSigntist:
John's worst fears were confirmed by Rex, the Hymen Hound... Sally was no longer a virgin and unsuitable for marriage.
JoeCrow:
Bob's fetish for proctology exams soon affected his work
joetito:
Hillary Clinton attempted to woo her husband back today from the evil clutches of the snow-blower.....
MadVarVoolf:
Ed Harris goes down deep on "The Abess", and catholicism is never the same.
Geier:
Now, why would someone want to make a movie about my shorts...oh. Never mind.
MSTerrifier:
Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladel in your vichysoisse!
Geier:
While Tinker Bell hovers around the one gentleman's head, her sister Dinner, slut that she is, heads straight for the crotch.
Generik:
Hey, look at this! I can have a shadow puppet show with THREE characters now!
SunSinner:
Rowena the Wood Whittler...nightmare fuel for many a boy at summer camp.