theykilledkenny:
After pissing off the Mafia, I woke up with this in my bed!
Elle:
Well I'll be..the first draft of the Constitution had the word 'dickweed' in it...
Generik:
Let's see... one's cold, hard and unfeeling... and the other is a statue. Which one? Which one?
JoeCrow:
We're gonna' get a bigger boat...Right?
Elle:
"Get your arm off me!!" "But I have to save you from the 'monster'.." "What mon.." *slap!*
AgentQ:
Entering the room to find Brandis making a perverse new use of Darwin's blowhole, Roy's only thought was, "Why hadn't I thought of that?"
Loodvig:
"Okay, we're here, the Red October is there, Das Boot is north of us, and Popeye is right in the middle."
Elle:
These are how many 'Froggers' we have left..and here's the road..
CommandoChicken:
"This machine is what we call the WOPR. It's not an acronym. We just can't spell the burger. Y'know, copyrights."
darkvortex:
Brandis: The Choice of the Clearly Disturbed Generation
amycamus:
How 'bout a little FIRE, scarecrow?
ArsenalXIII:
"What, you didn't know? That's why they call it a 'blowhole', stupid."
darkvortex:
Roy flaunts his crotch on screen and Sunsinner misses it.
Loodvig:
"I will avenge the death of my horse-shoe crabs!"
Pakman:
I claim this Chuck-E-Cheese in the name of SPAIN!
Loodvig:
Roy Scheider as Captain Ahabraham Lincoln...
Pakman:
*CHUCKLE* "That's nice kids. Ya know.. Darwin doesn't eat FISH like other dolphins. Darwin eats LITTLE CHILDREN IN UGLY BLUE JUMPSUITS!"
Cagey_Bee:
Soooo, you have been sending erotic e-mail to this 'darwin@porpoiseporn.com - Welll, when I find out WHO this creep really is, whammo!!!