Laserblast:
"Now I've got you, Mr. Toll-Free Number! And I'm never gonna let you go!"
Laserblast:
RUSH was a perfectly good name. Why'd they have to change it?
limezinger:
Just ate a chalupa.
Tunk:
Everyone stood in awed silence as Don Lapre teleported in, "To tell you about a brand new plan to get the money YOU deserve."
blaacksheep:
Little Billy sneaks a couple of lines from the Don's set while the parents are grilling food.
limezinger:
"DUDE! Springer's on!"
Laserblast:
Don Lapre, Official Striker-Of-Fear-Into-The-Hearts-Of-Children-Everywhere of the Millenium. (I now have a new favorite Lapre expression.)
Laserblast:
Don Lapre sees his reflection in the camera lens and instinctively prepares to mate.
Lowbill:
The party came to an abrupt end when Larry literally laughed his head off.
Hippie:
That's like asking how fire cures burns.
Hippie:
N'Sync... FIVE guys! Backstreet... FIVE guys! Sooner or later those four losers in 98 Degrees will come begging for me. Just a matter of time.
Bruiser_so:
Help!!! I'm tangled in my Bowflex!