Lowbill:
TV's Frank lives!
evetstheungodly:
No, I think this guy ate him.
Seltaeb:
Here we see Carl in intense concentration as he practices for his appearance on the new Family Feud tomorrow.
bluegem:
Drive by ugly face... New trend among teens.
Seltaeb:
Kolchak's pretending to be Space Ghost again. I think he's gonna zap Carrot Top this time.
GhostMilk:
Ben Stiller asks him to be still.. Don't ask, Scifi won't tell.
GhostMilk:
Thankfully, not all backstabbers *have* knives.
bluegem:
The Brady Kids all grown up and singing their latest hit... tonight on Primetime Live!
Laserblast:
"Huh, huh! I just got one of those smiley apostrophe parentheses thingies from SPCARMTMANROOLZ2515!! Kewl!"
Laserblast:
Maintains 15 different Britney Spears fan websites.
Lowbill:
For a change of pace, PUSH my finger!
Lowbilly:
This just in: police are searching for a man matching my description.
bluegem:
Today our camera caught a sad sight... Jim Carrey, now a feeble 94, pulls his own fingers down at the library...
sanspants:
"Bob Dole like pig hearts! Vote for Bob Dole! Bob Dole thanks you!"
WhiteManFromTown:
Well, we want 'bot too, but they canceled the show. Damn it.
evetstheunggodly:
Ferris Beuller's Off Day
evetstheunggodly:
No hands, Ma! No eyes, either!
DeathsFiste:
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