Laserblast:
Sometimes when Newt Gingrich visits a hooker, he just likes to be held and have the parasites picked off his scalp.
Laserblast:
It was Billy's first World's Biggest Gangbang, but Dad refused to share the binoculars.
rhogart:
now, wait... if we split this down the middle, I end up paying for 52 of your beers!
Valshiro:
"Urine au lait?"
JoeAnthrax:
"Yes Colonel, the holographic Pamela Anderson is almost complete."
MetsLostZero:
Knights of the Soundtable--The Official Soundgarden Fan Club
JediClone:
An accolate, a zomig and a valtrex walk into a bar... stop me if you've heard this one...
Laserblast:
"I just generated a large, extra flow of my own, if you know what I mean."
Laserblast:
Don can't just seem to learn to leave a scab well enough alone.
Laserblast:
"Well then I held that butcher knife up to Don's throat and I said, 'you WILL clean up your toys off the floor and then you WILL go get me a carton of smokes!"
Laserblast:
I'll admit it, it seemed strange when Spinal Tap recorded that concept album about government press conferences. But then, to take it on the road! What majesty!
Laserblast:
The shocking adult film that cost TV's Madam her career!
Laserblast:
I dunno, I mean a loving tribute is nice and all, but who really needs 147 hours of The Golden Girls on DVD?
Hippie:
Hi! I'm Mariah Carey! My shrill voice has deafened children everywhere. But there's no reason for YOU to turn a deaf ear to children in need...
Dyrnwyn:
Innerspace Director's Cut: Dennis Quaid is unable to return to Martin Short's body, so builds himself a permanent home inside Meg Ryan's breast.
Laserblast:
"Engage. Engage? Please, engage?!" Some Trekkies have an odd way of proposing marriage.
Laserblast:
Putting aside the crossdressing issue, David Spade's production of "Little Women" was extremely faithful to the book.
Fee:
The Dark Crystal sucks out Charles Grodin's essence... Doesn't get a whole hell of a lot, either...