Mr13:
Joe Bob was the proud owner of Elvis' last piece of kingly evidence.
Occupant:
Thank you for calling 911. Please hold . . . o/'You're just too good to be true . . .
Occupant:
If you think Head & Shoulders is specialized, wait'll you try new Pubes & Rectum!
Occupant:
Because grandma wants her Alpo burgers NOW!
Mr13:
Nobody touches the head cheese and gummi bear casarole.
Assyria:
Wow! it holds 30 lbs! What is that...... two Calista Flockharts and a Kate Moss?
Mr13:
At first Karl was sad his wife of 40 years died, but he soon discovered his hidden talent of ventriloquism.
Occupant:
You were right! Baby skulls do get soft enough to lift with a fork!
DanZero:
As a last resort...Kirk tried playing paraplegic on him..
psk2178:
can I call you later i'm sort of busy
DanZero:
Move over and I'll show you how a real mixmasta does it..
Mr13:
"I hear Uhura broke up with her boyfriend, Captain."
Mr13:
Chekov:Portrait of a incontenant Ensign.
vaelyn:
He is a widows peak and an eye patch away from being a James Bond villain
Valshiro:
"Ahh! Deaaaaath!" "That's the lawn gnome grandpa." "Oh. Ahhh! Deaaaath!" "That's the door!" "Oh. . . Deaaaaath!" *Sigh*