Jazzsoda:
Ah, Jimmy Dean... you would have made a fine batch of sausage but look at you now...
Jazzsoda:
Eric Clapton shows his Lenny Harris rookie card to Connie Chung and Rod Serling
Jazzsoda:
"Oh it's OK Ted, I'm fine driving my Bigwheel home"
Jazzsoda:
"He's casing the place to make sure he can fit thru the doorjamb"
Jazzsoda:
Huh..Call *ME* dickhead will he...Why I aughtta
Jazzsoda:
Beeeeitches...... I'm Hoooooooome!
Jazzsoda:
I'm sorry, I don't celebrate Halloween, and I don't know who Kolchack is... Now can we get on with the divorce hearing?
Jazzsoda:
The yellow psychic zone is for loading & unloading bullshit only...
Jazzsoda:
Honey I shrunk Jerry MacGuire
Jazzsoda:
"Uh, Doug, maybe you'd better let someone else drive the forklift next time"
Jazzsoda:
Kolchak tries to talk Benny into accepting ChuckieCheese tokens for admittance into the strip show
Jazzsoda:
Man, that Christopher Reeves must've been out taking a leak the day they passed out luck
Jazzsoda:
"Two words...Sounds like Horatio..Hmmm..."
Jazzsoda:
Missing since 1983. Still owes him a tip he overcalculated and a Shanghai Surprise
Jazzsoda:
"Now, we understand some people have a rather low opinion of your average Motel 6..."
Jazzsoda:
"I'd do anything for my customers, anything! Do you want Fran's Ass on a silver platter, is that what you want? Done! Fran, get me the roast beef slicer!"
Jazzsoda:
The Gong Show Headquarters! We're in!
Jazzsoda:
God, they need to start testing the water cooler at the mannequin factory for hallucinogens more often.