Occupant:
Doogie, We Hardly Knew Ye
Cleo256:
"Bring out yer dead!"
Geier:
...so please give generously to "Children Without Spines". Thank you.
rockfish:
Wow! She can really take a punch!
darkvortex:
..and the next category is "Kinky products even too tastless for Ron Popeil"
Daleman:
Yep, fresh batteries did the trick.
saintjimmy:
To think I've lived long enough to see Buddy Hacket in a tux!
JD1036:
"But..I don't want Dr.Smith to examine me!!!"
Saltydog:
"Well, I THOUGHT it made coffee, but it just incinerated Will's head. Maybe it's a weapon?"
CaveDweller:
Carmen Miranda called and wants her hat back!
Chaoslord:
"Ah, yes, Now I can read it. The sign says 'flammable gas.'"
Ash_Skywalker:
The Three Stooges' wives-Crimpy, Lacy, & Flo.
Pakman:
Beldar Conehead crept quietly up to his victim...
GersonK:
"The sherriff is a n*ring* The sherriff is a n*rng*" "The sherriff is a near!"
Xtree:
John Madden's family has to put up with the Telestrator all day.
MadSigntist:
ChuckieCheeze's new character, Barbara Bazoombs, really put a new slant on family entertainment.
Geier:
Don't tell me Gates has bought THEM out, too!?
Juventud:
"Back up! I've got a vibrator, and I know how to use it!"