Brondar:
Our top story...Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead...
Slparka:
NEW: Chronic insomniac and coffee dependent Barbie
VoodooMoon:
aka A Nation under Bill Clinton.
PezCat:
*thinking* Spit or swallow... spit or swallow... I can't decide
Scouty:
Auto-erotic Cam
Holy_Terra:
"Ya see, son, when you want to get happy, you go like this. Just make sure you only do it to yourself, thank you, Don."
Nodrog_CRC:
Apparently they couldn't afford a real train for this scene.
Agent_Moldy:
NEVER let Mike Tyson be your intern!
mrsarkastik:
"RROOOOAAAAAAAR!!! Why, everytime Hulk in bathroom, doorbell ring?! Hulk coming!"
Interociter:
Quentin Tarantino finally has enough of his Century21 rep's haggling.
AstroAmy:
It's only a flesh wound!
Ben_Reich:
Floyd the Barber goes looking for a "half and half" in the sin city that IS Mount Pilot.
Brondar:
Herve Villacheze stars in the remake of "Rear Window"
SinickAl:
"Dammit! I wish Ted would stop jerking off into my mail slot."
New_Jersey:
Danger Doctor Smith....You will go blind
Lynnette:
The Amish community "shuns" Saturn
Saltydog:
My God! Elmer Fudd has become -- a VAMPIRE! "Hewwo. I want to dwink your bwood."
Cagey_Bee:
Kids, the bad news is Daddy had a little accident at the sawmill. The good news is we have a LOT of jerky...