questor:
The auditions for the "run like a girl" contest are going well
Occupant:
Bitchin' Hupmobile, Bill!
Geier:
Oh, and I suppose YOU'RE tulips on a spring day!
VerminBoy:
TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!
toomcie:
Ever see one of these before?
Cosine:
Carrottop, next week on Event Genesis..
SunSinner:
Looks like she's trying the Neophyte setting on the Vibramatic2000
SWCOWBOY:
CORN $1.00 WHEAT $3.00 RICE $4.99 No wonder we have cerial killers.
Artanas:
Apparently, Roy Scheider loves to walk around in his Speedos...
BlakHat1:
Attack of the Masturbating Zombies
themidnightrambler:
"I sense a great disturbance in Hooterville...as if dozens of yokels cried out at once...and were silenced."
Brakster:
"What did you do with the Cheese Whiz? ANSWER ME!!!"
Scouty:
I guess getting our free peanuts are out of the question
WaffleKing:
gentlemen, start your UPS trucks!
JorGGGirl:
Well, this must not be the British Empire then.