amycamus:
"You ladies have a few moments to talk about the Lord?"
Shaft:
"I take it back, Steve, you CAN make a Shadow Puppet of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with a hard-on!"
CaveDweller:
Gernsy looks pissed! She's a MAD COW!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! (SORRY!!!!)
Cerg:
As Roseanne Barr walked through the door, everything in her gravitational field followed
mugwort:
And he conducts too.....
heywood:
Somebody broke my Cap'n Crunch Decoder Ring
MadSigntist:
Yes, your walking stick is very smooth and...flacid, but I can't talk now, I'm bloated on Jamaican Brownies.
Cari:
Damn! My compact mirror is busted!
RedNeck_Zombie:
Doo do do do dooo.... Whoa damn! Don't you knock?!! Hell no I wasn't pissing in the fireplace!
torquemada:
Don't flatter yourself... It's nothing I haven't seen before.
Angellight:
You're aren't my real father, are you?