Kobra_Kai:
"Aw, cheer-up you Gloomy-Gusses! I'm sure they'll air the 'Billy Zabka Christmas Special' again!"
Fastlash:
The assasin tree crouches low, pretending to be a bush, just waiting for it's next victim to walk through the door...
Ragbot:
Dog Pile on the Lesbian!
Zabana:
Spock and Bones ponder the fate of the universe while Uhura doesn't give a rat's ass.
medusaD:
"Bones? Bring the straitjacket!! Kirk's saying that he hears typing again!!"
questor:
Hi, wanna see the "Captain's Log?"
TGoodchild:
"Hold still, dammit! I don't have very good depth perception!"
NeoKnight:
"Narg smash lousy 800 number! Narg no pay $4.50 a minute to talk to fat magic lady!"
gonadz:
"I can see my own cleavage."
Brondar:
So, is this your first day in prison?
animebabe:
"Uppies! Uppies!" "Mom! You're 42!"
Generik:
"Remember when hair grew on the top of your head?" "No. Not really. You?" "Naaah. I was hoping you did." "Sorry."
TGoodchild:
"Watcha mean you ain't a pimp? Why the hell are you wearin' that hat, then?"
tin_of_whoopass:
Boy in the Hood
TGoodchild:
"Yeah... uh... gimme a Remington, a box of shells, a couple good hangin' ropes, and, what they hey, throw in one of those big kerosene soaked crosses."
Artanas:
This just in... programming department of SFC discovered to be leotard wearing aadvarks with hostility problems, more news at 11
keogh:
Keye Luke never warned Carradine that 30 years later he'd jump out of a toolshed and unload a shotgun into his chest. That last test always gets 'em.
JediClone:
Ever the paradoxical joker, Marty went from door to door burning piles of crap from a dog that hadnt been born yet