basakwards:
You'll regret that you ever put my head in that blender, you bastard!
Dwik:
So Terry, is it true you are a compelete shit and quit football because you are a pansy???
PunkBoy:
"I'm sorry, I'm a blonde. Could you repeat that?"
DancingQueen:
"But Justice Thomas, I didn't see that on the job description...."
BigStupid:
"Sure it's impressive, but it doesn't look very real." "Well it's not like they've got prostetic penisis just lying around New Mexico you know."
animebabe:
"Nope.. looks like Mike misread this.. the bunnies DO get their eyes poked out with pencils..."
adsinfinitum:
Peter O'Toole should lay off the sauce...
weinerjew:
I love it when directors mix as many genres as humanly possible: This is a space scifi noir murder mystery paranoid thriller german expressionist film.
Torgette:
"Ya know the eternal life thing didn't sound so bad, but no one told me about you daily nag-fest."
robofreak:
"Damn mom! I came outta THAT!"
Generik:
My First Little Lesbian Encounter... from Playskool!
NurseNoir:
Bob was so cheap, he insisted on doing his wife's liposuction himself at home.
JrGarbarino:
Kwi-Chiang Kain and Columbo walk off into the sunset together
Zonk:
"We've found a witch! May we burn her?" "How do you know she's a witch?" "They made a documentary about her!!!"
NickRoberts:
What did the leper say to the prostitute? "Keep the tip."
namelesself:
i'm not THAT contagious!
UnReality:
Field of Dweebs
RIZZ:
The gauzy atmosphere, the soft lighting, the sweeping romance of bulimia.