Generik:
You can only get is kind of
craftsmanship from Coleman. Or
the people who invented sporks.
Either way.
Matteus:
the ship has an outie
Beedo:
Captain's Log, Stardate 29686.2.
Drank too much Saurian brandy and
woke up next to a Horta. Note to
self: never do that again.
Agent_Moldy:
And here we see the newest
Federation Starship, the Nipplius.
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Generik:
Set phasers to stunning! This couple
models the latest in interracial harmonic
gear from the DS9 catalogue. Available in
blue, green, red and puce.
Neoknight:
All heads turned as the first butch female
ensign walked onto the bridge
Widget:
Sadly, DS-9's first sci-fi convention
was a crashing failure...
Xylorjax:
Sure, their costumes were goofy, and
Phil had to wear a dress, but they DID
win the Best Costume contest later
on that evening.
Beedo:
Must be someting about the uniform
that makes the men automatically look
like they're sucking it in.
Angel_Noir:
"Man, the stories we heard at the
academy were true. He *CAN* dance!"
Matteus:
they have that "we just did it in the
broom closet" look on their faces
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Generik:
These cutesy Disney audio-
animatronic characters are getting
waaaaay out of hand, don't you think?
Xylorjax:
After the original series, the Enterprise
was sold to a bunch of teenagers who
lowered it and put in hydraulics...
Angel_Noir:
Objects in screengrab are more
Bappa than they appear.
Matteus:
it has little red eyes
Beedo:
Stardate 28580.7. I admit knowing
nothing about stardates. I'm just
spouting random numbers.
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Generik:
That's it Uhura, that's it! Now give
me more *emotion,* baby! Yeah!
Okay, now bend over... real low...
Xylorjax:
The Shatner meets the Monty
Python silly walk, next, on: When
Worlds Collide.
Angel_Noir:
Kids! Can you spot the Founder in
this picture? No? ENEMY OF THE
DOMINION!
Beedo:
Let me get this straight. He's walking
behind Uhura, and he chooses to look
at a TRICORDER? No doubt about
it; he's gay. |
Generik:
If he'd ever land at another planet with
a freakin' McDonalds, I could complete
my Happy Meal toy collection. But no...
Mr. "I like Burger King" has to land
somewhere *else,* doesn't he?
Neoknight:
Saaayyyy, who's the chick who looks
like a guy? I could sell her for a few!
HanoverF:
"Uhura, Join me for some
complimentary Pop Rocks?"
Matteus:
oh he's a cute one
Angel_Noir:
"I'll sell you a Roger Maris rookie card.
He holds the record for single seson
home runs." "McGwire broke that
record in '98." "Damn 1970's continuity!"
Beedo:
With special guests, Bud
Abbot and Ed Wynn. |
Generik:
Ooooh... I've never seen anyone put
a phaser right *there* before... that's
gotta hurt!
Widget:
To win a bar bet, Uhura whistles the
"Bonanza" theme while eating saltines...
Xylorjax:
Here, we see the only cast members
remaining who still look remotely
like their old characters...
JediClone:
"Boy, if you dont move that hand,
you're gona lose it.." Tonight
on The Young Bester Chronicles.
Matteus:
I didn't know Mary J Blige was in this
Agent_Moldy:
"What'll you have, Uhura?" "Oooh,
I'd love to take a 'White Russian'
back to my room..."
Beedo:
Is that Allen Sues next to Uhura?!
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