Generik:
DS9 goes DVD?
Widget:
Even with HDTV, the Enterprise
still looks cheesy...
Matteus:
Ping Pong of the Gods
Beedo:
Captain Sisko! Method Acting
detected off the port bow!
JediClone:
"Benjamin, I've patched into Enterprise
communication system..." "Captain's
Log: Stardate 3844.5. Have the sneaking
suspicion that we are being watched." |
Generik:
This episode brought to you by
Enterprise Rentals... "We provide you
with the finest Starships and more!"
Widget:
Oops! Sorry...scratched your
paint-job there...
Angel_Noir:
The Star Trek Christmas
Ornaments, collect all 4,812!
Matteus:
break out the 12"!!
Beedo:
As the starship prepares to fertilize
the space-dock....
Xylorjax:
The Enterprise has to go in twice a
week for Chemotherapy, but at least
the tumor on its chin has shrunk.
|
Generik:
We'd like to take a moment to honor
the Student of the Week, the late Brad
Pfefferdale, whose picture is here on
the board. Could you just take a
moment and think about Brad, class
...Class?
HanoverF:
Odo discovers Worf's secret
shrine to Chachie
JediClone:
This is our target. Frankie Avalon.
In 1957, he is assimilated and becomes
the herald of the Beach Blanket Borg.
Beedo:
"Worf, the order has come down.
Time to unclench." "After all that prune
juice? Are you INSANE?!"
|
Generik:
Lanny, Bo and Zack - the Pep Boys...
OF THE FUTURE!!
Neoknight:
o/ We three dorks from DS9 are we... o/
HanoverF:
"Oh My God!" "What?!" "I just walked
in on Captain Kirk and Sailor Pluto...
it wasn't pretty!"
Beedo:
Aw, why do I have to have the
red shirt? I'm gonna DIE!!
Xylorjax:
Later, after O'Brien's body had been
found, witnesses reported his last
words being related to the fact that
"now we're all colored!"
Angel_Noir:
"Captian, if Julian gets to bring his
Playskool recorder, why can't I
bring my Etch-a-Sketch?"
Agent_Moldy:
"You clean up the Tribble scat." "I'm
not cleaning it up, _you_ clean it up!"
"Let's get Mikey!" "Yeah!"
|
Generik:
In the future, teapots are configured a
bit differently, thus the motions for the
song "I'm a Little Teapot" have changed.
Angel_Noir:
"Ensign Peg Bundy reporting for duty.
Where's the Bon-Bons?"
Beedo:
Star Trek A-Go-Go.
HanoverF:
After a long day of yelling at Captain Kirk that
'he did'nt have the power' there was nothing
Scotty liked more then dressing up in drag and
refuteing a shit-faced Kirk's advances.
Xylorjax:
Vogue! Strike a man-pretending-to-
be-a-woman pose!
Matteus:
his secret desire is to be a go-go dancer
Agent_Moldy:
Ambassador Spock! Wh-- I,
uh...wow, I never knew! |
Generik:
*I* didn't bring the Ecstasy! I
thought *you* were supposed to
bring the Ecstasy. Sheesh! Some
rave *this* turned out to be!
Matteus:
hey, can you turn on the overhead?
my eyes are starting to hurt
Beedo:
I'll say this about the 23rd Century, they
may have been primitive, but they sure
knew how to make a uniform for
females!
JediClone:
"Dammit Dax, you *have* to MOVE.
You MUST move over! To the left, to
the right, I don't care! *I* NEED
TO see the VEIWSCREEN"
"Benjamin...stop that."
"<sniff> But I'm upset!" |
