Angel_Noir: 
"And in other news, Iraq was 
again bombed to take attention 
away from the President. Sadaam 
Hussein was quoted as saying 
'Damn you, Dustin Hoffman!'." 

JediClone: 
Saddam Hussein conquered Canada?! 
Looks like a job for 
MangaSidneyPortiay!...excuse me 
one moment... I need to go to the 
bathroom... 

MrTim: 
Hello, and welcome to CNN-Hell. 
A famous new arrival tonight is 
Saddam Hussein. 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
o/` "I've thrown up all I've ate, 
because you loved me..." 

Neoknight: 
I don't think I like Chef's new look 

JediClone: 
How NOT to use a condom. 

JediClone: 
O/' ...and I know that my 
nausea will go on... 
 

   
MrTim: 
Saddam's troops guard the TARDIS. 

JediClone: 
Behind the Pink Door... Is a legion of 
Arab terrorists, and one 
soon-to-be-exhausted dictator...
 
 
  
MrTim: 
What's that? Karl's Kroft 
dinner place? That must be where 
Billy Barty eats all the time. 

Angel_Noir: 
Sid and Marty, NOOOOO!!! 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
"Here. Bevis' bunghole has 
been calling for you." 

JediClone: 
Young Ones: The Animated Series 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
o/` "Time keeps on slippin', into the-" 
*PFFFFHHHTT!* "Hahahaha!" 

Neoknight: 
Today, on a very special Tarrence 
and Phillip, the pair come clean 
about off-camera affairs