Angel_Noir: 
"Aboot face! Foward march!" 

JediClone: 
Iraqi propaganda: "The Great Hussein 
was born in a log cabin. Killed him a 
Jew when he was only three. Then 
he lassoed a typhoon with the help 
of his blue ox..." 
 

   
JediClone: 
"...When his father asked if he cut down 
the cherry tree, The Mighty One said 
"I cannot tell a lie" and shot him." 

JediClone:
"SIR! We havnt had a single Suicide
Squrill reference this entire show
SIR!" "Kill them all.." "Uh, isnt
that alittle drastic..."
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
"Censure?! Hahahahaha!" 

MrTim: 
Oh, my God! It's the Saddam 
Hussein porno tape! Run!!!! 

Neoknight: 
Little known fact: The only act 
of humility Saddam's ever shown 
had to do with his first officer and 
his "gun barrel." 
 
  
Matteus: 
must not be many people in 
Canada, they all are lettered 

JediClone:
Can two deranged loosers with 
serioulsy messed up digestive tracts 
live in the same house without 
driving each other crazy?
 
 

   
MrTim: 
His real name's not Terence, it's Iago; 
that's a katakana 'i' on his shirt. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Three bean salad? The writers 
aren't even trying anymore!" 

Neoknight: 
Despite thier inate gas problems, 
Tarrence and Phillip enjoy a good 
bowl of Wheaties every morning. 
  

   
Angel_Noir: 
The debate over the results 
of the CaptionThis! Challange comes 
to blows. No wait! It's clay. 

JediClone:
Next on Jerry Springer... we've brought
together all the underaged mistresses 
he's had since the show got on the air!
And fists are gona fly!... and legs,
and heads, and internal organs...