Jazzsoda:
"What are you watching, Billy?"
"It's just TV, Ma!" "Don't you
wisecrack with me, young man!
*smack*" "I'm really not this time!"

HanoverF: 
Kids, you are not supposed to watch 
this... *wink, wink* 

Matteus: 
it's about time someone rated 
Teletubbies 

Beedo: 
Damn.  That leaves me out.  I still 
collect Star Wars toys. 

Xylorjax: 
Umm...I don't think I can cap this... 
I have standards for screengrabs... 

Angel_Noir: 
Yo-Yo Ma's older brother 
tries for name recognition. 

Beedo: 
Women who are pregnant or who 
may be potentially pregnant....  

Matteus:  
hey, that's an insult! they're saying  
we're nobodies!! 

Angel_Noir:   
Meanwhile, the rebel forces were  
bummed to learn that the Hoth ski lift  
would be out of order for at least a week. 

JediClone: 
But we invite children's safety groups and 
Christian Coalition thought police to 
bitch about the really nasty parts on the 
evening news. We like the free publicity. 

Xylorjax:  
"Hi.  We ripped an idea off from  
Beavis and Butthead, hoping you  
wouldn't notice." 

BuckFifty:   
And the producers would like to say 
they knew she was only 16, they 
just didn't care.
 

 HanoverF: 
Colorado is at such a high altitude, 
occurances like this are quite common. 

Beedo: 
Boy, there's a switch -- both Kenny 
AND Cartman are decapitated! 

Matteus: 
hey, you have my head... 

Kel's Winter: 
"They kil-...  They ki-..   They killed- 
GAWD, not all of 'em!" 

Beedo: 
When Folk Singers Attack 

Angel_Noir: 
"If you kids don'r shut up, I will 
run over Bob Dylan! AHHHH!" 

Matteus: 
and he's suddenly struck by an 
oncoming car 
 

Beedo: 
After feeling the bump, the kids 
knew they'd be having hamburger 
casserole for lunch tomorrow. 

Matteus: 
where Chocolate milk really comes from 

HanoverF: 
As if we need more proof the cops 
are keeping down the black man. 

Beedo: 
Barbrady arrested ET?! 

Angel_Noir: 
"Attention all units, be on the lookout 
for small ethopian child wanted in 
theft of Cheesy Poofs." 

Matteus: 
did he arrest TarBaby?