Matteus:
*gasp* they've captured
Mila Jovavich!!
Angel_Noir:
Although few historians will admit
it, Mother Teresa was the original
drummer for Van Halen.
Beedo:
Who the hell put the drummer
in a gyroscope?! |
Xylorjax:
Riverdance needed to be
Americanized before it became
a big success in North America.
Beedo:
A line-up of the Usual Slutspects. |
HanoverF:
Monica Lewinsky Spice
Xylorjax:
Posh Spice performs her
"Burp Symphony"
JediClone:
The first striptease performer
in history was none other than
Pebbles Flintstone
Beedo:
Monica demonstrates her technique.
|
 ;
E_B_A:
Apparently she can be
jump-started.
Neoknight:
Yes!! I always knew she was Satan!
NightTrain:
Princess Leia's latest hair-do.
Matteus:
where' the pitchfork?
Meanwhille, in the
Blacksploitation version of
Bride of Frankenstein...
Xylorjax:
If Dilbert's boss had a daughter...
Angel_Noir:
"O.K. now move to the left. No
more. Now back a-damn! We
were getting ESP2 in pretty
clear for a minute there."
|
Beedo:
If they ever need to cast a live-
action Jessica rabbit, she's
top of the list.
JediClone:
She's not bad. She's just surgically
altered that way.
(I wrote this before Beedo sent
his caps in, dammit!)
Matteus:
sort of gives new meaning to "big red"
NightTrain:
Mick Jagger in drag
HanoverF:
No wonder they axed her,
shes not singing or danceing,
she's doing mime! |
Angel_Noir:
The International Flight Attendant
Pagent moves into the "Fun
Wear/Highlight The Exits"
competetion.
HanoverF:
No one will be seated during
therouseing "I'm a little
teapot" production
Xylorjax:
The "Full Monty" broadway
show was a huge success. |
