; 
 E_B_A: 
The Orks carefully planned their 
assault on the clown castle.
  
JediClone: 
Offering free rides to kids just wasnt 
the way to drum up tourism at 
Neverland Ranch.
  
 Xylorjax: 
The garden's centerpiece was 
designed by some kid with a
couple of crayons...
 
 
Beedo: 
Spice Girls AND Teletubbies 
in one show?!  Intolerable!
 
Matteus: 
Mulan?
 
E_B_A: 
Just when he thought he'd smuggled 
most of the insulation past the 
ecurity drones...
 
  
Angel_Noir: 
 "Don't worry, Cotton Candy, those 
Spice Girls will pay for what they've 
done! Isn't that right, Chinese Latern?"
 
  
NightTrain: 
Fresh from the Hair Club For Men, Dr. 
Savannah plots to kill Captain Marvel.
  
BuckFifty: 
Care Bear abuse, tonight on Geraldo
 
Beedo: 
He must be trying to escape from 
the Prisoner Compound.
 
Xylorjax: 
All was well in Spice World until 
Ginger's soul tried to make a break 
for it out the side of her torso.
 
E_B_A: 
"Hold still! We've got the receiver 
out!" "Ya know, some people don't 
take the words 'phone sex' quite so 
literally."
 
 
NightTrain: 
 "R-E-S-P-E-C-T!" "Oh, give it up."
  
 Angel_Noir: 
"Just dial 10, 10, 321, the area code, 
the number, and scream at the 
 top of your lungs..."
  
JediClone: 
 Oh shit! I ran out of red hair dye! 
 CALL 911 BEFORE SOMEONE 
SEES MY REAL HAIR!
 
 
BuckFifty: 
*found the little man in the boat*
 
Matteus: 
notice how everyone around her is 
going about their business?
 
Matteus: 
it's a movie staring George 
Wendt eating beans
 
  
   Neoknight: 
You know things are getting bad 
when Norm goes for the hard stuff
  
NightTrain: 
"Pay my bar tab? 
C'mon Sammy, gimme a break!" 
 
  
 Beedo: 
NORM! 

JediClone: 
"It was just a show! F*CK OFF!"
 

  
E_B_A: 
"Next on 'Cheers,' Norm 
discoversthe intoxicating vintage 
that is Sam's blood."
 
  
 JediClone: 
With the awesome power to... 
uh... the astounding ability to... 
er... help me out here...
  
 NightTrain: 
Great, now they're ripping 
off "Pulp Fiction."
 
BuckFifty: 
Heh heh heh, I can think of 
five different uses for tinfoil...
 
E_B_A: 
Us - Zero
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Oh please let them try to take 
on "The Brotherhood of Evil 
Mutants", please!
 
 
Beedo: 
This guy volunteered to 
get beat up for free.
 
Xylorjax: 
Baby Spice just never got the knack 
of high heeled boots, often spearing 
her dancing partners in the chest.
 
 
E_B_A: 
"And now, an interprative dance 
of O.J. and Nicole's marriage..."
  
 Angel_Noir: 
"This is your first time, isn't it."
  
 BuckFifty: 
Yet another date goes awry 
for Baby Spice.
  
 Matteus: 
DIE SPICE DIE!!!!!!!
 
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