Matteus: I can't, I didn't bring a bathing suit |
Beedo: The Brighton Bombardiers bring in a giant waterbed so the Spice Girls can "entertain" the troops. |
Xylorjax: Near the end, attendance at the Spice Girls' concerts was sparse. |
BuckFifty: Meanwhile at Stately Spice Manor... |
JediClone: Meanwhille, at Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff rushed into Catherine's chambers to see her lying motionless on the bed. Believing she just died, Heathcliff pinched his fingers together and uttered "Missed it by that much!" |
Matteus: they're all there to help The Puma Man |
Beedo: Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane. |
Xylorjax: Uncle Fester doesn't like to be disturbed when he's on the throne. |
NightTrain: In this film, I'm guessing the nasty old ogre forces them to listen non- stop to Chaka Khan or someone equally as talented. |
Neoknight: Dispite contrary belief, this is the Spice Girls' favorite dream |
Angel_Noir: Tired of being a peeon, the Tydol Bowl Man plots his revenge. |
BuckFifty: My how those Ghoulies have grown! |
E_B_A: Test audiences responded better to Billy Corgan in the bathroom than "Spice World." |
NightTrain: "Oh my god, that fart felt wet!" |
JediClone: Guess who just realized she'll never get any work in showbiz after the Spice Girls. (Hint: It's not Ginger!) |
Xylorjax: Horrified to find out that she's not dreaming, and really IS in Spice World. |
Beedo: "I haven't found the little man in the boat" "Keep looking fo... Oohhhh!" |
Beedo: Cue porno music! |
Dibbley: Ginger Spice showing us just how she got the gig. |
Beedo: It was horrible! Some fat, sweaty, drooling Yank thought I was Sailor Moon! |
E_B_A: Anyone care to explain the frizzy chest hair? |
Xylorjax: Yeah, ice cream headaches WILL hurt... |
Matteus: eww, who smells like fish?? |
NightTrain: "(Sob!) What's this film going to do to my career?" "What career?" "Wah!" |
Neoknight; Baby is distraught as she learns that she's not the only Spice with a fiberglass ass. |
Angel_Noir: What would make this movie great? Two words: daisy chain. |
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